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On The Auction Block: 5000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics

5:29AM Rosa Golijan | Hot date this weekend? Impress with your sports memorabilia collection by snatching up these 5000 condoms left over from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. With inscriptions of faster, higher and stronger, they’re a bargain with a starting bid of $US730. More »
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Woman To Live Stream Her Child’s Birth

4:00PM Rosa Golijan | People have posted videos of deliveries online before, but this Lynsee girl has decided on a live video stream when she gives birth to her first child. I’m OK with over-sharing now and then, I’m OK with over-sharing now and then, but this could be too much. More »
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Craigslist Ad A Horrid Excuse For A Human Being

2:40PM Rosa Golijan | If you begin anything with “this might seem strange and offensive”, then stop. Seriously, just stop. Don’t be like this guy who posted on Craigslist searching for a double amputee to be part of his Chewbacca-carrying-C3PO-around Star Wars costume. More »
Gadgets

10 Really Dumb Old Inventions And Their Modern Counterparts

11:00PM Jesus Diaz | Hookay. So, you think that this M3 sub-machine gun—with a shoot-first-and-ask-later curved barrel—is a really stupid, really dumb invention, right? I don’t blame you. But, trust me, you don’t know what really stupid, really dumb inventions are. Yet. More »
Design

Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia For A Month

9:00AM Jesus Diaz | Dearly beloved, this is the scariest piece of pseudo-art ever. Please don’t zoom if you want to sleep tonight. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Heck, you will be lucky if you can sleep before Halloween. Holy Batman. More »
Design

Warning: Ponytail Cap

10:00AM Jesus Diaz | No no no no no. NO! I’m not looking! I’m not looking! You don’t exist! I said I’m noooot looking! NOT. LOOKING. OK, I’m looking. Good God. [This You Never Knew Existed via Presurfer via Likecool]
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Moronic Pervert To Officer: What If You Found Child Porn?

8:40AM Jesus Diaz | This is Chandler. And he is not only being accused of being a child molester. He is also stupid. More »
Design

Penis Chandelier—Yes, Penis. Chandelier

12:30AM Jesus Diaz | Leave it to our sex expert Debby Herbenick to find artefacts like this giant penis chandelier, apparently made by a Dutch company called Rock and Royal. Their pirate skull and crossbones chandelier is quite good too. More »
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Girlfriend Convinced To Put Out On Film Because Of LHC Doomsday

11:00AM Rosa Golijan | Today we learn that you can get a frigid girl to not only put out, but to do it on film by playing the Large Hadron Collider card. (Baby! No one will see that video since the world is ending!) More »
Software

Bustedhot iPhone Application Makes Me Lose Faith In America

10:20AM Jesus Diaz | The description says it all: “Weekly 5 mugshots of hot women being arrested. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.” Well, Bustedhot developer, I hereto declare you guilty of first degree stupidity and weirdest fetish. Time for Phil’s banhammer. [Krapps]