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Gadgets

Lipstick, Meet Pig: The $US18,000 Diamond-Encrusted iPod Nano Watch Now Exists

3:20AM April 3, 2011 | Jack Loftus

So anyway, this is a real thing. It’s an $US18,000 diamond-encrusted wristband that transforms your comparatively cheap iPod nano into a wristwatch and you into a pretentious money-wasting douchebag. Magic! More »

Geek Out

Kobe Bryant Has 3D Basketball Shoes

3:00PM February 6, 2011 | Casey Chan

Don’t ask me why but Nike has decided to release a pair of Zoom Kobe VI 3D for the upcoming All-Star Game. People, 3D televisions, movies, and commercials are NOT enough! We need 3D everywhere! Check it out: More »

Gadgets

Oh Hey, Your Delightfully Tacky Louis Vuitton Belt Buckle Is Ringing

4:00AM January 10, 2011 | Jack Loftus

Rarely do ostentatiously tacky and expensive rich people things look gaudy and do something useful at the same time. That’s still the case here, as this curious Louis Vuitton belt buckle continues the trend. It’s also a mobile phone, you see… More »

Geek Out

This Is Probably The Worst Way To Teach Self-Defense

6:00AM January 9, 2011 | Casey Chan

It’s probably smart and necessary to teach your children self-defense. The world is crazy scary! But it’s probably dumb and unnecessary to buy them a Kick Dummy so they can practice kneeing perps in the nuts. The world is scary crazy! More »

Speakal iPig Easily Corners The Atrocious Pig Speaker Market

9:00AM December 13, 2010 | Jack Loftus

For those who love music that pumps from the plump, alien-looking frames of little white pigs comes Speakal’s ugly-as-sin iPig. More »

Mobile

Is That An iPhone In Your Pocket Or…

6:00AM November 15, 2010 | Jack Loftus

Today’s gadget-related double entendre is “birth control.” [Scottevest via Gear Junkie (yes, really) via InventorSpot] More »

Gadgets

Who In Their Right Mind Would Buy A Peek 9?

2:20AM September 21, 2010 | Brian Barrett

Try not to get too excited, guys, but Peek 9 is here. It’s not as worthless as TwitterPeek, but that’s vastly different from being worthwhile. Honest question: Who in blue blazes buys these things? How does Peek stay in business? More »

Mobile

Woman Imprisoned For Sending Hundreds Of Threatening Texts To Herself

7:45AM July 12, 2010 | Jack Loftus

Jeanne Mundango Manunga, scumbag, was recently jailed by Santa Ana, California police for sending nasty, threatening texts to herself. She was posing as her sister-in-law and ex-boyfriend, both of whom were jailed. Now she’s in prison where she belongs. More »

Gaming

GAEMS Xbox 360 Travel Case Left The Power Brick And Controllers Home Alone

12:00AM June 21, 2010 | Jack Loftus

Have Xbox 360, will travel? Why yes, and while that particular console isn’t one I usually associate with the jet-set crowd, this GAEMS suitcase allows one to do just that. Now, about that power brick… More »

Cameras

Jetyo HDV-T900 Camcorder Requires Four Day’s Worth Of Sunshine To Recharge

3:00AM April 26, 2010 | Jack Loftus

Jetyo’s HDV-T900 solar-powered camcorder is probably not suitable for any nefarious nighttime activities you might have planned for that special anniversary, and judging from how long it would take to recharge, it’s probably not good at much else either. More »