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Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Of course you do. His magical adventures have had us cry-laughing ourselves into delirium since 2005. Fast forward 12 years (oh wow) and now we finally have what we've all been waiting for: a worthy competitor for the title of "Strangest Dating Simulator Ever". A big claim, but yes. This is....not normal.

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Sometimes, life gives you lemons. And then sometimes, it gives you Sir Richard Branson dressed as a mermaid, gazing happily at the camera as if to say, "My lifelong dream was not, in fact, to become an obscenely wealthy entrepreneur, but rather to bask in shallow waters with my fellow merpeople."

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Explore international webcam videos. Apparently, Fujifilm's heard about this whole "diversification" thing and has expanded boldly into the booming dietary supplement market. Sure! Makes about as much sense as their commercial for it. Which is to say everything about this is totally bonkers.

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This is a real thing: fire combines with strong dry winds to create a fire tornado. One happened just yesterday in Aracatuba, Brazil. Here's the footage, taken by someone much braver/crazier than I'll ever be.

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If I told you there's a website that posts pictures of people feeding food to inanimate objects, what would you say? Yeah, I'd want to see it too. There's something awesome about a balloon drinking coffee and a door-eating girl.

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With the imminent release Rock Band 3, keytars have been on my mind a lot lately. Then again, when are they not? Anyway, here's the world's all-time greatest keytar-platypus Venn diagram to get you through the weekend.

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That's it. Forget Tony Stark until he learns to look badass while getting the wrinkles out of my skirts like this guy.

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People probably use the word "epic" too often. But I can't think how else to describe this 11-minute review of Forklift Truck Simulator 2009. Maybe "utterly ridiculous". That'll work. Either way, watch! You owe it to yourself.

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This is the Cellular Guard System, which is to say it's a necklace that you hook your mobile phone up to so if you drop it while stirring a big bowl of sauce, it won't fall in. Oh... my.

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BREAKING: There are WOMEN on the INTERNET. Some of them are hackers, but only for the power of good! And some of them also happen to be model-slash-dental hygienists. Thank you, Fox affiliate news team! This is amazing.