You might think you can explain where Columbia-based Aracataca got these giant pens, pencils, crayons and markers that are somehow miraculously passing through solid objects. But you can’t. Because it’s magic. Pure, unadulterated, magic.
Boo, an animal so impossibly cute as to make physicists question our understanding of the cosmos, is now available for mass production. It’s soft. It’s lifelike. We went hands-on with the most disgustingly cute toy ever seen.
It’s lacking the staples of Tiny Dancer, Don’t Stop Believin’ and Hollaback Girl (am I right?), but if you’re into Disney’s catalogue of croon-alongs, Spotlight could be a lot of fun for the tween in your life (or you).
If you’re already in the habit of slapping and poking your friends (IRL, not Facebook), you might as well get some music out of it. The Ningen Gakki Human Instrument Machine converts contact to compositions, and, of course, looks absurd.
