Christmas is almost here, which means you’ve got just enough time to order this “corn vibrator” for a truly themed “giving thanks” session. If that doesn’t appeal, try Holy Taco’s 11 other whacky sticks. [Holy Taco]
When JimmyJane showed off their Form 2 sex toy, Jesus Diaz said it looked like a Millennium Falcon. The new Form 3, on the other hand, resembles a soft-touch computer mouse – but don’t go using a Microsoft Arc “down there”.
Mother’s Day’s just around the corner, and NewEgg’s got “gift ideas for every mum”. Let’s see… we’ve got an HDTV for her programs, DVDs for her movies. Oh, and a vibrator for her “home”. Obviously. [NewEgg via The Daily What]
As long as humans have had genitals, we’ve found artificial ways to stimulate them. But it took the repressed Victorian era to create the vibrator, a device aimed at curing a disease that doesn’t exist.
Philips isn’t pussyfooting around at IFA with their HF8400 Dual “Sensual Massagers.” Nay, their booth at the show was a bed, a cute model, and the massage devices. Your imagination is now free to in fill the blanks.
“Honey, I’m amazed that we never have any un-popped kernels. How do you do it each and every time?!” “Well, it’s simple, honey, really. I just use this special bowl I made a few weeks ago. And your vibrator.”
It vibrates to massage your gums. Sure. [Dark Roasted Blend]
Unemployed exhibitionist metal worker Ani Niow created this fine piece of true steampunk craftsmanship, which for once actually deserves the “steampunk” moniker. Yes, it works. Sort of. Just avoid touching any exposed skin.
