NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys To Liven Up A Belated Valentine's Night

Busy over the weekend? No matter, these things can wait. Valentine’s Day may just be another consumerist Hallmark holiday — but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun with it. So instead of jewellery or flowers, why not get your loved one something a little more… animated? (Not safe for work!)

Crave Vesper: A Stealth Vibrator That's Also A Necklace

Let’s face it. There are two reasons you’d want to use a vibrator: because you are a gadget lover who can’t imagine anything, including sex, without a little technology involved; or because you just want to have an orgasm, and fast. But with the Crave Vesper, there is a third possibility.

Go Deep Inside A Vibrator Factory

For all the mystique surrounding the female orgasm, vibrators are a surefire way for lots (and lots) of ladies to get off. I recently took a tour of Crave, a sex toy company that prototypes and fabricates its products in San Francisco; here’s a peek inside your new favourite mini pleasure machine.

This Toothbrush Is A Vibrator You Stick In Your Mouth

Swedish company Foreo’s got a silicon toothbrush called Issa. It vibrates like your Sonicare, and comes in woozy pastel colours. Let’s not kid ourselves: this is a sex toy disguised as a dental revolution.

Vibrating Bike Seat Makes For Sexy, Highly Dangerous Commute

Holier-than-thou bicycle enthusiasts have been touting the benefits of their cleaner, healthier method of transportation for ages. But thanks to the UK’s leading website for lascivious adult pleasures, the act of bicycle riding is about to get a whole lot less — well, holy. That’s right, SexShop365 is proud to present the newest innovation in vibrating bicycle seats: the Happy Ride.

Vocal Coach Uses Sex Toys To Fix Singers' Voices

This makes sense in a way that makes absolutely no sense. David Ley, a University of Alberta drama professor and vocal coach, figured out that one especially effective and not at all lecherous way to sooth a lost voice is… a vibrator.

Duet Vibrator Comes With Up To 16GB Of Storage

This is Crave’s Duet, a dual-headed vibrator that charges via USB and can store up to 16GB of stuff. Half of it is the battery with the flash memory — convenient to store all your porn — the other half is the dual-headed vibe.

Trojan Is Handing Out Free Vibrators To All The Nerds At CES

Maybe you heard Trojan was handing out free vibrators in the US. It was a really popular giveaway. The next step, it seems is giving tech nerds some tools for love.

The First Vibrator Ever To Be Made In Australia Comes With Added Science

Australia exports a great many things to the world, including natural resources, mediocre sports personalities and most importantly, Tim Tams. Never before — or so I’m told — have we been responsible for the invention and distribution of a locally made marital aid, though. That is, until now, at least. Condom company, Big Richard, has teamed up with a research lab in the US to create a marital aid that is a first for Australia, and one that is also based on more than just buzzing on and around the lady harp.

This (NSFW) Slingshot Cannon Shoots Vibrators Like The Little Golden Bullets They Are

They look like golden bullets, sure, but I don’t care what kind of sexual deviant you are; you probably shouldn’t be on the recieving end of a gun that fires vibraters. Nonetheless, Joerg Sprave has built one — caving to watcher’s demands — and dubbed it the “Launcher of Love,” which is suggestive in its own right.