valentines day

Music

Happy Valentine’s Day, Baby! I Got You an iPod, for 99 Cents!

9:00PM Gizmodo US Edition | While I was shopping for valentines at Target earlier this week, wedged between the technology and candy sections, there was a display that was stacked full of pink iPods… for under $US1?!
Design

The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys

1:00PM Sean Fallon | I know, I know. That picture is like looking into the sun. But this swimwear serves a very important function—it enhances a man’s package to combat the dreaded shrinkage effect. More »
Games

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)

12:40PM Mark Wilson | Today we celebrate the unsung hero of the trade show, the creepy guy who stops at nothing to acquire the perfect shot of a girl who probably hates him. More »
Random Stuff

Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings

12:20PM Jesus Diaz | Screw chocolates. If you must be tacky and celebrate Valentine’s, “tell her about your love with a heart-shaped pork dumpling instead of chocolate. Satisfaction guaranteed.” At least, that’s what my friend Kumiko says. [Thanks Kumiko]
Entertainment

What the Hell, Cisco?

7:39AM Jason Chen | What woman wants 400gbp/s in her slot? What. The. Hell. [Thanks Ponies!] More »
Software

Perfect Girl iPhone App Says Those Sweet Nothings You’ll Never, Ever Hear in Real Life

2:00PM Gizmodo US Edition | For us single Gizmodians out there, a warm body may be too much hope this Saturday. That’s where the Perfect Girl app comes in—”I’ll try anything once,” it says. Now where’s that Perfect Man app?
Gadgets

Valentine’s Day Magnets Favour the Strongly Sensitive Type

6:00PM Elaine Chow | Looking for something to decorate your fridge with this V-Day, here’s magnets of men weeping. Maybe it’s just me, but if I really wanted to see grown arse men cry, I’d just start dating again.
Gadgets

Loves Me Watch Tells You When Your Crush Loves You so Your Friends Don’t Have To

11:40AM Gizmodo US Edition | The Loves Me Watch shows time by telling you when your crush is crushing on you so your friends don’t have to hear your incessant nagging anymore. Too bad! I’m going to ask anyway!
Gadgets

Foreplay Timer: Don’t Get Me This Or I’ll Murder Your Face

6:00AM Andi Wang | Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s a gadget that’ll get you laid: A foreplay timer… that only lasts for three seconds. Actually, maybe you should give her roses instead. [Product Page via Nerd Approved] More »
Peripherals

Rose USB Drive Inspires Romanticism in the Digital Age

5:40AM Mark Wilson | A flower was offered to me, Such a flower as May never bore; But I said ‘I’ve a pretty rose tree,’ And I passed the sweet flower o’er. – William Blake