The thing with edible panties is that if I’m going to have to eat something that’s been girding my partner’s loins for the last half hour, I don’t want it to taste like a warm Fruit Roll-Up. I want to chow down on something meatily delicious — like this pair of Brief Jerky. More »
The Doctors introduced us to a new form of underwear that clamps on to your nether-regions in lieu of a thong. It’s like an underwire bra-meets-headband that you wear in your crotch area instead. Or something? More »
Hey ladies! Nothing worse for a gal than waking up with a bad case of “wrinkled cleavage,” amiright? Even if I’m not, négligée-creating La Decollete thinks I am, so they created the Sleeping Beauty Bra. It’s, ahem, certainly interesting? More »
If only this bra existed when I was a young buck fumbling with those darned complicated clasps or straps or Chinese finger traps or whatever they call them. For this bra, all you need to do is clap your hands. Watch. More »
The hubbub over the TSA scanners has died down a little, but our privacy is still at risk when flying. It’s no surprised companies like Betabrand are scurrying to invent scanner-proof underwear, which hides private parts from pervy machines. More »
