ted cruz
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Meta Warns Investors That Mark Zuckerberg Is So Good at Fighting He Might Die
The CEO of Meta may look harmless, but Meta let its investors know that Zuck is hellbent on death.
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Montana Governor Still Mysteriously Missing as State Suffers Devastating Floods
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte, a man best known nationally for once body-slamming a reporter, has been missing for the past few days as the state experiences devastating and historic flooding. The governor’s office refuses to say where Gianforte currently is, only stating that he left the country sometime last week, according to the Montana Free…
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Warning: Do Not Go to CPAC 2022 Dressed as Big Bird
Snowflake alert. Repeat, snowflake alert: conservatives are super mad about vaccinated puppets and won’t let them into their little safe space next year, Insider reported on Monday.
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Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, and the Magical Thinking About Bitcoin’s Ability to Fix Texas’ Grid
This week, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said he will make Texas the number one state for bitcoin. What’s more, he espoused the wonders of crypto mining as a way to prop up the state’s flailing electrical grid, a view Cancun-loving Sen. Ted Cruz also shared at a bitcoin mining conference last week. It’s a seductive…