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Stationery Troop Defends Your Desktop With Pen And Tape Artillery

3:20AM Sean Fallon | Well, “defend” is probably not the right word considering that Stationery Troop’s weapons are only for show. However, he is always ready to squeeze off a round of pens or tape should the need arise. More »
Gadgets

iPhone Icon Paperclips Appify Your Office Supplies

3:40AM Sean Fallon | What will you tell disgruntled employees when you have to lay them off because you chose to spend $US7 on sets of 5 iPhone icon paperclips hmmm? [Etsy via iPhone Pulse] More »
Design

The Eraser Flash Drive Eventually Erases Itself

7:45AM Mark Wilson | While our goal is generally to protect our data, the Eraser Flash Drive concept is just self-destructive enough to placate our inner wild man. More »
Gadgets

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener Takes One for the Team

2:30AM Charlie White | We are not sure how we missed this exquisite work of art when our beloved sisters at Jezebel displayed it not long ago, but we’re just wondering where on earth such a pencil sharpener might’ve come from. Is this what it’s come to? Certainly this is not how we treat our women here at the Giz. This kind of reminds us of that obnoxious method of extinguishing cigarettes we discovered last month. Who cares what orifice that pencil’s going into? We like our women with heads, thank you very much. Even so, after a search far and wide, our question still remains: Where we can get one of these? [Live Journal] More »
Gadgets

Open Mail Like a God

12:30PM Sean Fallon | Next time you open up that “past due” notice you can still feel like a bad arse with this Zeus lightning bolt letter opener. All junk mail and coupon flyers will tremble before you and your awesome power —not to mention mailmen, neighbours, kids, and small dogs (if things get out of hand). Available in solid or silver plated brass. Pricing upon request. [Product Page via Torc via Neatorama] More »
Gadgets

Stationoli Desk Set: A Wheel O’ Office Gadgets

12:45PM Sean Fallon | This translucent plastic wheel packs all of your office necessities into one fun looking desktop design. These ‘necessities’ include: a stapler, pencil sharpener, staple remover, sticky note and paperclip holder, calculator, and a digital alarm clock. There is even a magnet on the back of each of the parts so you can attach them in areas where you would need them the most. Just don’t be surprised when most of the components of your Stationoli go MIA inside of a week. Available for $US40. [Product Page via Chip Chick] More »

Mr P Tape Dispenser Turns your Desk into a Weird Place

10:26PM Seamus Byrne | There’s something a bit fetishy about this Mr P tape dispenser, but I can’t quite put my finger on why he looks so odd. Perhaps it’s because, with the tape stretched between his mouth and his toes it looks like he’s biting the sheet. Which must mean there’s something unspeakable going on beneath the covers. And I don’t want to find out exactly what that is. Or he’s got an unfeasibly long tongue, in which case some of you office workers will be itching to get your hands on him. Mr P comes in black, white, blue and green and he will cost you $25. Mr P tape dispenser at your dispense [Gizmodiva] More »