A dude who goes by the name of “Bruiser” decided he wanted a Slip ‘n Slide for an upcoming party. Like any logical person, he decided to make one using a bulldozer. What he ended up with is a 535-foot death slide into a fecally-tinted pool at the end. Despite the high probability of breaking a limb or catching some waterborne disease, I’d still ride it.

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