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Alien And Cyborg Fleshlights Look As Horrible As They Sound [NSFW]

7:00PM September 23, 2011 | Jesus Diaz

I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Alien, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein, and Dracula Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don’t know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag. More »

Gadgets

USB Vibrator That Gets The Job Done In More Ways Than One

1:20AM August 17, 2011 | Kwame Opam

Talking about a vibrator could only naturally elicit some snickering, wonderful as I’m sure they are. But a waterproof, USB-powered vibe seems like an all-around amazing idea. Seriously. The Duet does it right. More »

Gadgets

Tongs Are Actually FDA-Approved Vibrator For Men (NSFW)

11:45AM July 23, 2011 | Jesus Diaz

These tongs have just been approved by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA). My first question was “What the hell are they for?” After reading the answer, my second question was “WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY FOR?” Then I watched the video. More »

Gadgets

The Form 4: JimmyJane’s Newest Awesome Vibrator

4:53AM April 14, 2011 | Brian Barrett

When JimmyJane released the Form 2 vibrator, they changed how we thought of them as a company. When they released the Form 3, they changed how we thought of sex toys, period. Now they’ve released the Form 4-the last instalment in their Pleasure to the People collaboration with Yves Behar. More »

News

Russian Bomb Squad Successfully Defuses Sex Toy

1:00AM March 16, 2011 | Max Read

A post office in Russia was evacuated on Monday after an alert Russian postal worker called authorities over a package making a “strange ticking sound”. More »

Geek Out

Warning: A Blow Up Doll Is Not A Floatation Device

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9:30AM January 17, 2011 | Nick Broughall

With all the flooding in both Queensland and Victoria at the moment, it was only a matter of time before someone somewhere decided to take a scenic joyride downriver on the back of a blow up doll. Fortunately it was only hilarity – and not tragedy – that ensued. More »

Gadgets

This Fleshlight Is An Even Worse Idea Than The Avatar One

2:00PM January 8, 2011 | Kat Hannaford

I just don’t know what to say. I’ve been sat here for about 20 minutes, gobsmacked that someone would think this Fleshlight-like male sex toy would actually sell. Maybe that’s why it’s so cheap, at $US29? *shudder* [GoodVibes] More »

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Sex Toy Rigged With Bomb Is World’s Worst Christmas Present

10:00PM January 7, 2011 | Max Read

Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minnesota, was arrested for allegedly giving his ex-girlfriend a sex toy for a Christmas present. Not just any sex toy, though! This one was rigged with a bomb. More »

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Gizmodo Readers Design The Most Hilarious Sex Toys

2:00AM January 7, 2011 | Kat Hannaford

Yesterday, when I wrote about Made To Pleasure’s “design your own sex toy” website, I didn’t even ask for readers to create their own and send them in. But they did. And jeepers-creepers are they hilarious: More »

Gadgets

Waste Hours Designing Vibrators On Made To Pleasure’s Site

6:40AM January 6, 2011 | Kat Hannaford

I didn’t mean to show you another sex toy so soon after the vibrator-in-a-lamp, but this one has another novel twist. Made To Pleasure lets you custom-design your own vibrator to suit whatever your “needs”. [MTP via Dezeen]