Geek Out

Three-Storey Tall Crocodiles Once Swallowed Human Beings

I have an irrational fear — wait, scratch that — I have a completely rational fear of alligators and crocodiles. They’re scaly dinosaurs that chomp with the power of 2000 warlords and were put on this Earth to kill us. And they were even worse two million to four million years ago because they were three storeys tall.


April 5, 2012
Science

Oldest Embryos Ever Discovered Show That Prehistoric Reptiles Were Viviparous

This is the oldest embryo ever discovered on Earth, found in Uruguay and Brazil. They belong to a baby mesosaur, a group of small aquatic reptiles from the early Permian. According to the researchers, they’re the earliest known case of viviparity.


December 22, 2011
Entertainment

The Most Dangerous Meme: Making Your Pet Play With Your Phone

Screw ghost riding the whip, forget flash mobs. There’s a new internet craze threatening our children: taunting lizards and amphibians with fake food on your smartphone. Sure it’s cute when they’re crushing virtual insects but it’s not so cute when they attack your finger.


August 31, 2011
News

TSA Catches Man Trying To Smuggle Snakes And Tortoises

It was a red letter day for the TSA last Thursday. The security officials at Miami International Airport managed to apprehend a man trying to sneak seven snakes and three tortoises in his pants on a plane heading to Brazil.


July 15, 2011
Science

What’s Rarer For Snakes? Being An Albino Or Having Two Heads?

This California King Snake amazingly has two rare disorders: it’s albino and has two heads. That combination only comes about every 50 years. Surprisingly though, the two-headedism (or polycephaly) of the snake is actually more common than albinism.


June 30, 2011
News

Runway Closed By Swarm Of Turtles

Terrorists? Toxic gas cloud? Meteor shower? No – the NYT reports JFK’s Runway 4 was closed for over an hour today because 100 turtles crawled all over it.


February 13, 2011
Science

How Did Dinosaurs Have Sex?

Dinosaurs! They’re big, heavy and spiky in all the wrong places. How in the hell could they have sex to reproduce? Smithsonian Magazine tackled this topic saying:


November 25, 2010
Science

Scientists Discover Motherf—king Flying Snakes

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Snakes can fly and they don’t need a plane to do it. The freaky freaky beasts flatten their bodies and angle their bodies so they glide through the air, which make them capable of flying from tree to tree.


September 9, 2010
Science

First Ever Hump-Backed Dinosaur Could Eat Humans For Brunch

This is the Concavenator corcovatus, a new species of dinosaur discovered in Cuenca, Spain. It’s the first ever dinosaur with a hump. This weird 6m-long predator could be the predecessor of the meat-eating titans that dominated the Cretaceous. But what’s that hump? It could be his battery.