Zounds! So this is what my ex-girlfriend meant when she said sex with me was akin to “carnal relations with an empty husk”. Too much web porn! It’s killing our libidos, lads, one frantically one-handed mouse click at a time.
If there is God somewhere around us, he’s permitted pornography as a way of celebrating his creations! Right? Not according to the UK’s Christian “Mothers’ Union”, which is exactly as fun as it sounds: they’ve negotiated a porn blockade.
