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Random Stuff

Finally, A Rubik’s Cube I Can ‘Solve’ In Under A Minute

1:20AM Adam Frucci | This “Rubix Cubewich” is made from cubes of pastrami, kielbasa, pork fat, salami and two types of cheddar. While the original puzzle will give you a headache, this one will just give you the farts. [Insanewiches via SeriousEats, Daily What] More »
Gadgets

Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine

3:20AM Sean Fallon | Did you ever read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle? Yeah, things haven’t changed as much as we would like to think. More »
Random Stuff

A Tour of McDonald’s Horrifying Mechanized Meat Factories

7:36PM John Herrman | If you’re curious about large-scale meat-processing machinery and sanitation procedures, definitely watch this video. If you ever, ever want to eat at McDonald’s (or for that matter, beef) again, don’t.
Random Stuff

One Always Looks Neat With a Card Made of Meat

7:44PM John Herrman | According to the official MEAT CARDS website, “THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.” And there is little else that needs to be said, I feel. [Meat Cards via BoingBoing]
Gadgets

Meat Gadgets Don’t Include Mustard

10:40PM Jesus Diaz | Oh yummy. And they probably come in boxes made of rye bread. All I want to know is where is my new MacBook Air made of bacon? Hmmmmm. Bacon. [Trend hunter via Boing Boing Gadgets] More »
Gadgets

Pepper Knuckles Irritate Eyes, Crack Skulls

6:00AM Jesus Diaz | Pepper Knuckles are one of those multifunctional devices perfect for people like Martha Stewart. During the day, use them to massage meat and season your salads. At night, take them out to generously blind people and break their jaws before kicking them in the groin. They are just a concept, so don’t expect them on QVC. For now, it has more possibilities of making it into a GTA IV expansion pack. [Yanko Design] More »
Science

PETA Coughs Up $1 Million Reward For Artificial Meat

7:30AM Jason Chen | PETA doesn’t mind if you eat meat; they just want that meat to not be from a dead animal. The organisation cares so much about this that they’ve offered up a $1 million prize to the first scientist that can create meat that’s “sufficient to market in at least 10 U.S. states at a price that is competitive with then-prevailing chicken prices.” In essence, fake meat.
Peripherals

Ruby Pod Rare Is the Beefiest iPod Nano Case, Perfect For Shabu Shabu

3:20AM Jason Chen | If you’re aiming for more “delicious” than “protective” for your iPod cases, there’s nothing that does it better than this Ruby Pod Rare case from Japan. It’s as if the creators tapped into our collective consciousness of combining delicious meat with delicious tunes. Just staring at these finely chiseled pieces of marbled beef makes us want to get set to eat some shabu shabu or hot pot tonight. Careful to keep any beefed up iPods away from your pets. [Rakuten via DVICE] More »
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Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say ‘Hide the Sausage’ in a Headline

3:45AM Addy Dugdale | This is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it’s one of the Wurst rugs I’ve ever seen. *Sound of single gunshot followed by large thud* [Wurstteppich] More »
Gadgets

Meat-On-Stick-Surrounded-With-Starch Maker

2:42AM Mark Wilson | Rarely do we lust so intensely over kitchen gadgets, but when they involve taking meat on a stick and coating it in grain-product deliciousness, all of our values are thrown out the window. More »