The Batman Equation is great, but Batman is a sociopathic egomaniac. Totally not appropriate for Valentine’s day. Send the Love Equation instead.
In this hatefully commercial world we live in, nothing says “I love you” on Valentine’s Day like a bunch of red roses. But if you can’t locate a florist, or your partner has a sense of humour, why not try making a bunch using duct tape instead?
Yes, that’s a ridiculous question; clearly, no-one should base their relationship choices on something as superficial as the operating system they use. But equally clearly, lots of people make bad choices, a fact underlined by the surprisingly central role Valentine’s Day seems to play in maintaining relationships. Desperate times might seem to call for desperate measures. Nonetheless, you should look beyond the boot sector disk when you’re making a bootie call.
Welcome to The Gizmodo Shooting Challenge, where Giz readers get to pit their photographic skills against each other for the admiration of their editors on a dedicated theme each week. This week’s challenge: Love
Lovestagram is a brand-new Instagram plug-in that lets you make Valentines from your Instagram photos. It’s very neat, but the best part about it is the back story: the very site itself is a Valentine’s Day gift.
Online dating is said to be the future of relationships, now that we’re all too busy to meet people in real life. But claims that websites can match you with your ideal partner using scientific algorithms are bull, according to a team of psychologists. Because not even fancy maths can suss out our own unique brands of crazy.
Just kidding. It’s not really, well, not for you. But amongst teenagers, sharing passwords is apparently the best way to demonstrate your love, trust and, uh, stupidity.
Technology can change your marriage — whether you’re proposing via Claptrap or getting married via computer — but it takes special dedication (and clearly a very special significant other) to take marriage proposal to the PCB stage.