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Metaphysics, Parseltongue Easier To Understand Than Google Wave

4:45AM Dan Nosowitz | Don’t understand Google Wave, even after Google’s helpful video and Lifehacker’s review? You’re not alone: Some jokester created a site where users vote on how confusing Wave really is. Interestingly, while death is easier to understand, women are far harder. More »
Science

Moronic Newspapers Reprint Onion’s Conspiracy Article As Fact

4:44AM Jesus Diaz | I thought some “readers” were joking when they claimed they believed the Onion’s story on a conspiracy theorist finally convincing Neil Armstrong about how the Moon landings were faked. They weren’t. Like these two newspapers, who reprinted it as fact. More »
Random Stuff

Geeze Giz, Enough Is Enough!

10:30AM Mark Wilson | Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren’t funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here’s how: More »
Online

April fools Internet’ fiasco ROUNDUP: All Pranks in One Place

9:00AM Erica Ho | Good APR1L FOOLS DAY. Everyone is participating! Want to know who else is real fake? Today only!. But can I seriously buy this Tauntaun sleeping bag? More »
Software

Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They ‘Ridicule Public Figures’

10:00AM Jason Chen | Reader spectralogue tells us that this Chuck Norris joke generator app was just rejected by Apple because it “ridicules public figures.” Wait, what? More »
Design

Really Bored Dude Camouflages Self as Paper, Bags and Boxes at an Ikea Store

12:00PM Adrian Covert | Some people would file this exercise in camouflage under performance art. Others would suggest this guy has too much time on his hands. I say, why can’t it be both? More »
Gadgets

Sonic Nausea Makes Your Prank Victims Sick, Literally

7:40AM Adam Frucci | Nothing says hilarity like making somebody else physically ill. That’s the idea behind Sonic Nausea, a tiny device that makes people sick to their stomach when they’re within it’s range. More »
Gadgets

Toilet Paper Puzzle Makes Pooping Even More Frustrating

12:45AM Adam Frucci | Nothing says hilarity like forcing the more dim-witted of your friends to endure skidmarks and dingleberries by putting a puzzle on your toilet paper roll. Boy, you sure are a jokester! You really have an eye for when puzzles and trickery are appropriate and for when they clearly aren’t! A toast, to you! [Product Page via NerdApproved] More »
Gadgets

Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain Brings Murderous Fun Into the Bathroom

6:00AM Jack Loftus | There’s actually a lot more to this bloody shower curtain Halloween decoration than meets the eye. There’s the obvious stuff, of course, like the homage to Alfred Hitchcock classic Psycho. And the blood splatters and hand prints themselves say a lot about the owner. But beyond that, there’s a little something extra in store for guests who need to drop off the candy corn in between Trick or Treats. More »