These tools look bad arse. They’ve got names better than any Nordic Black Metal band. They look like they’ve just been released from a lengthy prison sentence. I can’t decide if I want to use them to build a shed or mash a zombie.
When is it okay for the toy version of an icon to not be 100% faithful to the original? When you add a friggin missile. That’s right: Thor himself would be jealous of Hasbro’s projectile-enabled take on his mighty hammer.
If you were a convenience store clerk faced with a robber wielding a comically large stick as a weapon, you probably wouldn’t think it was too comical. But after the fact, the security camera footage is pretty ridiculous.
