Mobile

Gresso Extreme X3 Phone Can Withstand 1.5 Tons Of Pressure

The Gresso Extreme X3 may not win any beauty awards, but for a phone that can withstand an hour in 5m of water and 1.5 tons (1.4 tonnes) on top of it, it’s a decent looking phone.


June 7, 2011
Mobile

iPhone Owners Need 6 Clocks On The Back Like They Need A Kick To The Head

Gresso must be scraping the bottom of the barrel after far too many diamond/wooden/unicorn teeth cases for iProducts. Their latest, the iPhone 4 Time Machine, has six Swiss mechanical watches strapped on the reverse, for keeping tabs on international timing.


December 31, 2010
Mobile

This Gold And Wood IPhone Case Goes Perfectly With Your Smoking Jacket

If you want to dress your iPad up in the finest case money can buy, you needn’t look much further than this: Gresso’s African Blackwood, 18k gold jacket. It smells distinctly of excess.


June 29, 2010

This Is The Safest And Most Beautiful iPhone 4 Money Can Buy

I receive pictures of shattered iPhone 4s every single day. The glass used in its design is prone to extreme shattering because its inner tension and the bezel is too small to protect it. Here’s the solution: Gresso’s iPhone 4.


November 5, 2007

J-Lo Gresso USB Drive Will Abuse Your Wallet, Dignity

Gresso, the makers of all things ridiculous and overpriced, have hit home with their worst idea ever. They intend to pre load their ridiculous and overpriced flash drives with new albums by artists no one is any longer interested in. The first (and possibly last) offering will be Jennifer Lopez’s new album, Burn, which will retail for $70 on Gresso’s Adam and Eve flash drive. Don’t worry your $70 will buy a customised Adam & Eve flash drive with J-Lo scrawled across it and some obligatory Swarovski crystals. Phew! There were we thinking this was just a ridiculous waste of money. [Luxist]


August 8, 2007
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Gresso Ltd. Debuts Avantgarde Collection of Hoity-Toity Cellphones

At first we were wondering if the mysterious Russian company Gresso Ltd. even existed, but now those Russkis are showing off a line of fancy-schmancy Windows Mobile 6-packing cellphones it calls the Avantgarde Collection, all gussied up in African blackwood and titanium. The Avantgarde Sol, the pretty little bauble pictured above, has a sapphire crystal display up front, and looks to be a similar design to that luxury phone Gresso announced last November. And hey, looky there, the keyboard is made out of real gold. There’s another model in this collection, too, called Luna.