Entertainment

The Worst Super Bowl Tech Ads

If you watched this year’s Super Bowl, you probably noticed one thing: Madonna looks good for a 53-year-old. Oh, and also, the commercials sucked. Screw Brady and Manning, where the heck is the creativity, ad people? You guys are boring me. I need something more than King Elton John and moonwalking dogs.


February 4, 2012
Online

Don’t Be Dumb Like This Newspaper And Forget To Renew Your Domain Name

If you own a website, it’s probably a good idea to renew your domain name right now. In fact, it’s probably a good idea to renew your domain name for as long as is fiscally responsible for you. Three years? Five years? Whatever, go do it! We don’t want your website ending up like The Bay Citizen, which currently routes to an embarrassing GoDaddy landing page.


January 23, 2012
Online

Here’s GoDaddy’s Super Bowl Commercial

It’s about .co domain names! It has girls in it! Danica Patrick! Jillian Michaels! Bodypaint! And… it predictably teases you into going to GoDaddy’s website to “see more”. Oh yeah, and it predictably sucks.


December 31, 2011
Online

GoDaddy’s Now Officially Against SOPA

It’s been a rough holiday for GoDaddy. First the domain registrars were outed for supporting that vile SOPA bill. Then, after an online uprising, they said they no longer supported it, but weren’t quite against it. But as of yesterday, GoDaddy has finally, officially declared its full opposition to the internet-killing legislation.


December 27, 2011
Online

SOPA Support Sees Wikipedia Dump GoDaddy

Gizmodo AU

When the internet gets upset about something, it doesn’t sulk alone in IRC, a single felt-pen tear static on its cheek. No, it goes all-out. At the moment, it has GoDaddy in its sights, and with Jimmy Wales’s decision to find a new, non-GoDaddy home for Wikipedia, the internet has just fired one of its bigger weapons at the under-siege registrar.


December 24, 2011
Online

GoDaddy CEO Neither For Nor Against SOPA

GoDaddy CEO Warren Adelman has had his job for a week. Not exactly a great week to start! But I chatted with the guy for his take on the company’s SOPA surrender. Is he against SOPA? No.


News

GoDaddy No Longer Supports SOPA

Wow, GoDaddy finally does the right thing. They’ve just announced that they’re no longer supporting the awful, US anti-internet bill known as SOPA because though ‘fighting’ online piracy is important, GoDaddy feels they “can clearly do better”.


December 23, 2011
Online

As If You Needed Another Reason To Hate F*cking GoDaddy

GoDaddy, proud supporter of internet censorship bill SOPA, has responded to those questioning its motives. Surprise! They’re bullshit, just like the rest of the company.


April 23, 2011
Online

How To Jump Ship From GoDaddy To A Better Web Host

Regardless of your feelings about GoDaddy’s moral standing, its service is frustrating and restrictive. If you’re sick of paying for crappy hosting and want to jump ship, here’s how to leave GoDaddy behind for one of many better web hosts on the net.


April 3, 2011
Geek Out

GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons Was Bitten By A Big Cat While Hunting Game In 2009

If you’re a big game hunting blowhard like GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons, you don’t start with elephants. Nay, his superb skills were actually honed over the years. In 2009 he hunted a leopard, you see. And it bit him.