You know what’s awesome? Wrist-mounted anything. Literally anything that’s a thing is probably cooler on your wrist. Clocks? Yeah. Phones? Maybe. Ice cream cones? Sure! And homemade, laser-sighted crossbows? Yeah, I want a piece of that, and you do too. More »
We’ve been big supporters of everyone’s favourite bald, t-shirted, vaguely Eastern European slingshot madman since the early days, which is why we’re especially glad to see him a) with a fancy new intro reel and b) killing all of them. More »
Our appreciation for bald, vaguely Eastern European, totally insane slingshot purveyor Joerg Sprave is long-established and unbounded. And he apparently loves his fans right back, if this extremely dangerous, reasonably-sized death-by-wood-and-rubber contraption is any indication. More »
The bald, t-shirted European who brought us the terrifying Crossbow Machete and the whimsical-but-terrifying Gatling Slingshot Crossbow has returned. Joy! Meet his positively Dark Aged way to cause extreme pain with wood, lead and rubber. More »
The same dude who chiselled a mini cannon has turned his attention to another medieval weapon – the crossbow. Will it be enough for mini-Robin Hood to slay the mini-Sheriff of Nottingham? More »
If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don’t try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. More »
The wormhole that produced the motel-thieving musketeer hasn’t closed yet—two more time travelling brigands have appeared, this time holding up a post office with a crossbow. We expect a catapult raid against a 7-11 sometime over the weekend. More »
