Butts

Ass Shaking USB Device Puts Your Worst Qualities On Display

2:40AM July 8, 2009 | Adam Frucci

What sort of message do you want to send with your desk baubles? Is it one saying “I am a pervert, a Japanophile and irresponsible with my money”? If so, have I got the bauble for you. More »


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Butt-Crack Detector: Plumbers Are So Hot These Days

11:00PM October 25, 2008 | Gizmodo US Edition

Instructables posted a guide to creating a plumbers’-crack detector, using a LilyPad Arduino controller, a vibrating motor, and a photoresistor to measure how much light is beaming into your crack. When the photoresistor comes uncovered, the motor starts to vibrate, letting you know that your “coin slot” is exposed and people behind you may be looking and/or laughing. After that, it’s your choice: hike up those low-ride jeans, or give a little show? [Instructables]

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Butt-on is Probably the Most Fondleable Night Lamp Ever

12:30AM October 24, 2008 | Kit Eaton

When this concept nightlight popped up in the Giz editor chatroom, I had to grab it (if you’ll pardon the pun)… how could anyone resist? Pinch. On. Squeeze. Off. Pinch. On. The whole night could be whiled away with its comforting glow and tactile soft translucent silicon-based rubberyness. Uhhh…. sorry, got carried away there. That’d be assuming you couldn’t get your hands on a real bum, anyway. Shame it’s just a concept by designer Ashish Chaudhary: I’ve a feeling it could really crack the night-light market. [Yanko Design]

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