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Gadgets
Time Magazine’s Best And Worst Inventions Of 2009
1:50AM Danny Allen | Sure, I could go into how NASA’s Ares Rockets and Project Natal ranked high amongst Time’s top 50 inventions, but when it comes to end-of-year lists, I get a kick out of what’s deemed the worst. A drum roll please… More »
Design
Japanese Putting Bra Lets You Golf Into Lingerie
8:40AM Adam Frucci | Sometimes, you just want to practice your putting. If you’re near a woman wearing Triumph’s new golf outfit and you can convince her to take it off, you can putt to your heart’s content. More »
Science
Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won’t Affect Lingerie Sales
9:40AM Rosa Golijan | I cannot fathom why any woman would want to surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. Sure, your breasts will look perfectly shaped and perky even once the clothes come off, but you’ll also have bra straps going through your muscles and ribs. More »
Gadgets
This Inflating Bra Ad Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
4:03PM Rosa Golijan | Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess there are odd sound effects and things looking firmer? Can someone please watch this commercial and translate for me? More »
Gadgets
Sleeping Bra Improves Your Misshapen Boobs
12:40PM Sean Fallon | We have covered every crazy snake oil bra out there designed to improve a woman’s bust, but so far nothing that claims to alter their shape. That is until the ‘Sleeping Bust Up Bra’. More »
Science
In An Emergency, Place A Brassiere Over Your Nose And Mouth
10:00PM Jack Loftus | Yes, that’s Nobel Prize winning economist Paul Krugman there with half a brassiere clamped tightly over his nose and mouth. That said, this is not some scandalous spy shot that will bequeath Bill O’Reilly’s next wet dream. It’s actually this: More »
Random Stuff
Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims To Boost Your Mammaries
7:15PM Danny Allen | Unlike Pangao’s Magic Massage Bra, these bizarre little inserts support (cough) almost any bra to “quickly improve, firm and increase your bust”. Apparently, “just a half hour per day” is all that’s required to see results. More »
Design
Bra Boosts Cleavage When Women Desire Intercourse
10:20AM Mark Wilson | The upcoming Smart Memory Bra by Lisca lingerie senses a woman’s arousal through her body’s heat, then squeezes her boobs together accordingly. We ask, does a pushup bra really need an off switch? More »
Design
Japanese Marriage Bra Gently Nudges Men Toward Nuptials, With Boobs
8:45PM John Herrman | Triumph international, the same guys who came up with the eminently practical Chopstick Bra, have channeled their proudly insincere energies into fake-solving Japan’s declining marriage rate. Behold… The Marriage Hunting Bra. More »
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