black friday
Computers
Russian Laptop Sale Only Has 10 Laptops in Stock, Causes Epic Brawl
12:40AM Adam Frucci | A store in Moscow advertised laptops for 80% off. The catch? There were only 10 of them. The resulting ruckus makes our Black Friday clusterfucks look like tea parties. [LiveLeak via Random Good Stuff] More »
Games
800,000 Wii Units Sold In Black Friday Week While Iwata Giggled Maniacally
4:16AM Jesus Diaz | This is what Microsoft didn’t tell you about last Black Friday sales: Nintendo sold 800,000 in the week of Black Friday, besting the Xbox 360 and the PS3. According to Nintendo Presidential Vampire Satoru Iwata: More »
Business
Walmart Shoppers Cracked Jokes at Trampled Worker’s Expense
9:40AM Sean Fallon | We already know that the people involved in the trampling death of Jdimytai Damour on Black Friday were deplorable, but few could have imagined how bad things really were. More »
Business
Family of Trampled Walmart Employee File Lawsuit
11:40AM Sean Fallon | According to our recent poll, only 12% of respondents blame Walmart for the tragic death of a 34 year old employee in the Black Friday rush. But when it comes to lawsuits, money talks. More »
Entertainment
Jon Stewart Trashes Black Friday, Succumbs to Lego Millennium Falcon
1:57PM Jesus Diaz | If you didn’t watch Jon Stewart yesterday, check out his hilarious take on Black Friday, recession, and people’s stupidity fighting for silly things. His purchases: a wobble-headed C-3PO doll and, get ready, the Lego Millennium Falcon*. More »
Games
Video Proof that Black Friday Turns People Into Animals
3:15AM Adam Frucci | Above: a video of a bunch of dealcrazed shoppers decimating a pallet of Xbox 360 Guitar Hero bundles at Walmart on Black Friday. Below: a time lapse video of a bunch of ants eating a dead gecko. I don’t think any further analysis is necessary, do you? More »
Press
More Black Friday Bloodshed: 2 Dead After Shooting at Toys R Us
7:09AM Wilson Rothman | News sources report that in Palm Desert, California, two men were killed in a shooting inside a Toys R Us. A total of three have been reported as arrested, including one juvenile. More »
Business
WalMart Worker Trampled to Death by Deal-Crazed Black Friday Shoppers
3:39AM Adam Frucci | OK, Black Friday has officially gotten out of hand. A 34-year-old WalMart employee was trying to hold back the crowds at a Long Island store this morning at 5am, when they took the doors off their hinges and stormed the store. The man fell down and was trampled by over 200 people as he gasped for air. It’s sad and despicable, and it’s equally the fault of the dehumanised shoppers and the WalMart store it happened at. More »
Gadgets
10 Reasons We’re Doomed: Black Friday Edition
1:01AM Adam Frucci | digg_skin = 'compact'; digg_bgcolor = '#f1f8fa'; digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/10_Reasons_We_re_Doomed_Black_Friday_Edition'; Today is Black Friday, a day dedicated to our basest and most pathetic inclinations. The day after giving thanks for all that we have, we turn around and jump through horrible hoops to accumulate more at the insistence of sleazy, desperate retailers. It’s a nice summation of everything wrong with this country and the holiday season, an appropriately named cancerous mark on our calendars. Our behaviour today is the sort of thing an alien race would use as justification for our destruction. Let’s run through the specifics, shall we? AU: Just a note guys – even though we don’t have Black Friday (or Thanksgiving) here in Australia, think of the Boxing Day sales here and you’ll get the same sort of idea as to why we’re doomed. More »
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