There’s nothing worse than an overly chatty hairdresser. Someone harping on about their snotty-nosed children or how lazy their husband is. Bring on the robots, I say. Especially if they can store memories on a customer’s preferred massage treatment.
“HOLLANDIA LAUNCHES WORLD’S FIRST BED DESIGNED TO WORK WITH IPAD” screams the press release. And much like Kanye’s tweets or Mike from Jersey Shore, I can’t quite figure out if I’m laughing at them or with them.
With any luck, the only vibrations you’ll be feeling in this quake-proof bed is from…no, I won’t go there. Should an earthquake happen, the bed turns into a strongbox and stores tinned food and water in case of emergencies.
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“She’ll admire you for your car, she’ll respect you for your position, but she’ll love you for your waterbed.” The waterbed undulated to 20 per cent of the bed market by 1986. Now they’re gone. What happened? They were too sexy.
Little is known about this piano-bed, except it was designed for bedridden players circa 1935, and traced back to Britain. It may not have built-in fans or speakers like the bloggers’ bed-table, but lazy pianists, take note! [Flickr via Neatorama]
