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11:22PM Rosa Golijan | It vaguely reminds me of someone painting eyeballs onto their eyelids to pretend to be awake, but I kinda want a Vertical Bed. It’s intended to help you catch a few extra zzZZZs on your daily commute while looking dorky. More »
Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses So That You Look Awake
11:22PM Rosa Golijan | It vaguely reminds me of someone painting eyeballs onto their eyelids to pretend to be awake, but I kinda want a Vertical Bed. It’s intended to help you catch a few extra zzZZZs on your daily commute while looking dorky. More » 
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Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne Cooler
11:40AM Jesus Diaz | Red velvet, check. Mechanised base, check. Built-in massage, check. Covered LED canopy lights, check. 32-inch LCD television, check. Vanity mirror, check. Frikkin’ kickass champagne cooler? CHECK. Here I give you the Hollandia International Sphere Bed. More »
Gadgets
Air Compressor Alarm Clock Pounds Your Head Into Consciousness
4:00AM Jack Loftus | The inventor of this head-pounding “alarm clock” is admittedly a bit quirky (”Hi Mum!” cliche, check!), but I’ll be damned if I don’t give him kudos for inventing the most violent, aggressive alarm clock I’ve ever seen. More »
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Pillow Blanket Is Super Comfy But Probably Will Still Freeze Your Nuts Off
12:30PM Andi Wang | Like the Princess and the Pea, everything bothers me while I’m snoozing. If you’re like me, perhaps we should rethink our blankets and sleep with something extra comfortable—like this blanket constructed entirely out of pillows. More »
Random Stuff
Finally, I’ve Found the Bed Of My Dreams
1:00AM John Mahoney | If my girl can’t appreciate sleeping in the hollowed out arc of a real Boeing 747 engine nacelle (fine Italian satin apparently included!), I don’t want her in my life. [Motoart via OhGizmo] More »
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Safe-T Bed: Sleep Soundly on a Cache of Guns, Jewels and Money
6:30AM Sean Fallon | Somewhere between a sock and an actual bank lies the Executive Safe-T bed. Hollandia International’s design incorporates a heavy-duty safe underneath the mattress and a cover in the head joint of the bed base. More »
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Treadmill Bed Sends Mixed Signals to the Morbidly Obese
12:30AM Adam Frucci | This handy invention is a combination of a treadmill and a bed. It automatically props your fat arse up and puts your feet on a treadmill. Apparently, you can exercise this way. Wait, what? More »
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Kidtropolis’ Magic Indoor Treehouse Bedroom
10:00AM Sean Fallon | I’m not sure who is getting the Magic Treehouse Bedroom that is currently being constructed by the craftsman at Kidtropolis, but I’m jealous. When I was a kid, I didn’t have any fancy indoor treehouse to sleep in–just a cot and some newspaper. Still, I am not too bitter to recognise the artistry that goes into making a custom bedroom of this calibre. Just don’t let your kids see it–unless you have a lot of money to burn that is. [Kidtropolis via Wired GeekDad] galleryPost('kidtropolis', 3, ''); More »
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Bed Made of DC-9 Fins Lets You Join Mile High Club at Sea Level
9:10PM Kit Eaton | A chair made of torpedo-launcher parts just wouldn’t say “come hither” to techy ladies in the same way as this bed from Motoart. Dubbed Mile High, you can tell it’s aimed at the sexier end of the geek furniture market, partly as it’s marketed with a “a wonderful playground for you and your co-pilot” slogan, and especially when you notice the line of glowing red LEDs that pimp the frame’s lower edge. The 3.4 by 2.3 metre bed is made of two DC-9 stabiliser fins and a C-130 inner flap. And if there’s a particular aviator you want to attract between the sheets, you’ll likely have to save up: it’s price on application only, which generally means lots of dollars. [MotoArt via TFTS] More »
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