beds
Design
An Alarm Clock The Size Of Your Bed
1:45PM Jesus Diaz | This is exactly what I need: A bed with integrated alarm clock, so I can check the time by passing my fingers over it. OK, not true: What I need is a hammock on a beach and no clocks whatsoever. More »
Design
Where I Turn An Old Transforming Sofabed Into A Crime Scene
4:00AM Jack Loftus | Detective’s Notebook, November 15: It was raining. The mother? Crying. Timmy, the son, and friend Jimmy turned in at 11. Timmy said he went to bed on a bunk, woke up on a couch. I think I know what happened. More »
Design
Sleep Doesn’t Seem Like A Priority With The Expose LED Bed
5:40AM Sean Fallon | My guess is that sleep isn’t the priority when you own the Expose LED line of bedroom furniture… if you know what I mean. All that’s missing is a waterbed. More »
Gadgets
11:22PM Rosa Golijan | It vaguely reminds me of someone painting eyeballs onto their eyelids to pretend to be awake, but I kinda want a Vertical Bed. It’s intended to help you catch a few extra zzZZZs on your daily commute while looking dorky. More »
Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses So That You Look Awake
11:22PM Rosa Golijan | It vaguely reminds me of someone painting eyeballs onto their eyelids to pretend to be awake, but I kinda want a Vertical Bed. It’s intended to help you catch a few extra zzZZZs on your daily commute while looking dorky. More »
Design
Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne Cooler
11:40AM Jesus Diaz | Red velvet, check. Mechanised base, check. Built-in massage, check. Covered LED canopy lights, check. 32-inch LCD television, check. Vanity mirror, check. Frikkin’ kickass champagne cooler? CHECK. Here I give you the Hollandia International Sphere Bed. More »
Gadgets
Air Compressor Alarm Clock Pounds Your Head Into Consciousness
4:00AM Jack Loftus | The inventor of this head-pounding “alarm clock” is admittedly a bit quirky (”Hi Mum!” cliche, check!), but I’ll be damned if I don’t give him kudos for inventing the most violent, aggressive alarm clock I’ve ever seen. More »
Design
Pillow Blanket Is Super Comfy But Probably Will Still Freeze Your Nuts Off
12:30PM Andi Wang | Like the Princess and the Pea, everything bothers me while I’m snoozing. If you’re like me, perhaps we should rethink our blankets and sleep with something extra comfortable—like this blanket constructed entirely out of pillows. More »
Random Stuff
Finally, I’ve Found the Bed Of My Dreams
1:00AM John Mahoney | If my girl can’t appreciate sleeping in the hollowed out arc of a real Boeing 747 engine nacelle (fine Italian satin apparently included!), I don’t want her in my life. [Motoart via OhGizmo] More »
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Safe-T Bed: Sleep Soundly on a Cache of Guns, Jewels and Money
6:30AM Sean Fallon | Somewhere between a sock and an actual bank lies the Executive Safe-T bed. Hollandia International’s design incorporates a heavy-duty safe underneath the mattress and a cover in the head joint of the bed base. More »
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