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The New Palo Alto Apple Store Isn’t Too Loud
The new Apple Store in Palo Alto just opened a few weeks ago, and while its design is indisputedly gorgeous, some are complaining that the place is too loud. They’re even using scientific instruments to try to prove it! Deep breath people. It’s not as bad as it sounds. We’re going to get through this.
Target’s Response To Canberra Apple Store Opening Was To Send In The Clown
Yes, just the one. You have to give Target credit — if you can’t draw crowds yourself, why not take advantage of the pulling power of Apple? Seems this is precisely what a couple of retailers did this morning at the official opening of the consumer giant’s new Canberra outlet.
Apple Hiring Geniuses For New Canberra Store
The new Broadway Apple Store in Sydney is barely out of its packaging and the company is eyeing off retail space in Adelaide. Now it looks like Apple is adding Canberra to the list, with a job ad on Seek strongly suggesting plans exist for a store in the country’s capital.
Greenpeace Ambushes Apple Stores With Balloon Prank
Apple’s iCloud is powered on the back of some seriously dirty electricity. That truly sucks. You know what else sucks? Cleaning dozens of balloons out of a cavernous Apple store after Greenpeace protesters attack.
Foot For Foot, Apple Stores Rake In 17x More Cash Than Other Retail Outlets
We all know Apple stores are wildly successful. But how successful? When comparing the revenue-per-square-foot of Apple’s retail hub to any other business, Apple generates more cash from sales by an average factor of 17.
Apple’s Glass Stores: A Danger To Old Ladies?
Every year thousands of birds smack their faces on the glass walls of Apple Stores, and it’s very sad. But have you ever considered the grandmas? An 83-year-old fur magnate walked face-first into an Apple Store door. She’s now suing for $US1 million. UPDATED.
Crazy, Stoned Lady Goes Topless At Apple Store
What’s the only thing more exciting than a new Core i7 MacBook Air at your local Apple Store? No, not the Genius Bar helping you out with a cracked iPhone screen — a ranting, pot-smoking lunatic crashing a Q&A. Naked.























