Like, honestly? You don’t need to know more than that. Happy birthday, Brucie, we got you one and a half million bats.
This month marks 80 years since the world’s greatest detective appeared in the pages of Detective Comics, and to celebrate the occasion, DC has unveiled a plethora of events it will use to celebrate its most beloved Bat-son. These range from the ordinary, like panels at SXSW and WonderCon, to the expected—a hardcover comics anthology and the highly anticipated release of Detective Comics’ 1000th issue later this month—to even the wacky, like Batman-themed celebrations at Six Flags, or even an entire channel provided by AT&T networks running Batman-based programming.
But then my friends, there’s the bats. 1.5 million of them, to be precise.
The bats come in, according to the Hollywood Reporter, as part of the celebrations at SXSW in Austin, Texas. While the convention itself will feature the launch of exclusive Bat-merch, photo opportunities, and a giant mural by an unrevealed local artist, on March 16 a swarm of one and a half million bats will be released over Congress Bridge. Because Batman. How many Man-Bats will be released has yet to be confirmed, but I’m assuming approximately zero.
But regardless of there being so many bats, and so few Man-Bats, I don’t know how this will happen. I do not understand the logistics of how it will happen. How do you wrangle bats? Can bats be wrangled? What is this going to even look like? How do you get the bats to come back? What if you’re in Austin, Texas, on non-Batman-based business and are just fucking petrified at the sudden outburst of bats descending on the city!?
I am very excited to find out though. Sorry, Bruce, your birthday bashes might be upstaged by the complete nightmare that is a swarm of 1.5 million bats.