Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Of course you do. His magical adventures have had us cry-laughing ourselves into delirium since 2005. Fast forward 12 years (oh wow) and now we finally have what we’ve all been waiting for: a worthy competitor for the title of “Strangest Dating Simulator Ever”. A big claim, but yes. This is….not normal.
In Charlie the Unicorn Dating Simlator “go on magical dates with various characters from the Charlie the Unicorn series! Help Charlie find love and escape the mysterious Love Temple in which he has been imprisoned”.
Sounds innocent enough, right? Um, no. This is Charlie the Unicorn, remember?
You can play or download the game for free. Glowing reviews include “This game was slightly worse than Kendall and Kylie’s game, but slightly better than Kim Kardashian’s game. 9/10, would play again.” and “I think Starfish give me Chlamydia.”
This has been around for a few months now, and I hold you all personally responsible for not telling me about it sooner.
Here, have some nostalgia while we at it.