It’s almost the weekend, and that means you should book in another Gizmodo movie night. This week, be prepared to cringe as we feature the absolute worst movies streaming right now. Movies so bad you’ll be enjoying them for other reasons.
We’ve re-jigged our existing Netflix Movie Night series, and brought in Australia’s other popular subscription video on demand services — Presto and Stan — to give you a broader selection of movies and TV shows to enjoy. On all three services, you can watch from your tablet or smartphone, on your PC or laptop, through your Smart TV, or through a media streaming dongle like the Google Chromecast, although specifics can vary.
Not what you’re after? Check out some other Gizmodo Movie Night suggestions:
Presto: In the year 3000, after enslavement by alien captors of Earth, humanity decides to take back the planet in this explosive science-fiction extravaganza.
Presto: Two caveman slackers who are banished from their tribe embark on a journey through the ancient biblical world.
Presto: Nomi Malone has what it takes to make it as a Las Vegas showgirl – what she doesn’t have is a way in. To survive, she accepts the only job available: lap dancing at a seedy club.
Presto: To help save a mob boss from prison, Gigli must kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful prosecutor, but finds himself falling in love with a free-spirited female enforcer.
Presto: Another riotous spoof from the team behind Epic Movie, Scary Movie and Date Movie has planet Earth besieged by everything from meteor strikes to rabid chipmunks. Carmen Electra and Matt Lanter star.
Stan: MacGruber teams up with Piper and Vicki St. Elmo and they learn that an evil criminal intends to use the warhead to destroy Washington D.C.
Stan: When a new enemy called Parallax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of the Green Lanterns Corps newest recruit, the first human ever selected: Hal Jordan.
Stan: An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and poisonous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss
Stan: Provocative Futuristic Action Thriller. The Matrix Revolutions marks the final explosive chapter in the Matrix trilogy.
Stan: Barbershop is a smart comedy about a day in the life of a barbershop on the south side of Chicago, Calvin (Ice Cube), who inherited the struggling business from his deceased father, views the shop as nothing but a burden and waste of his time.
Netflix: On a quiet New Zealand ranch, a genetic experiment has gone horribly wrong, transforming a calm flock of sheep into killers hungry for human blood.
Netflix: When a gun for hire gets tangled in a political takeover, he tries to uncover who set him up while battling newfound feelings for a beautiful woman.
Netflix: When Nashawn wins $100 million, he launches hiw own airline, complete with a casino, bootylicious flight attendants and Snoop Dogg as the pilot.
Netflix: Along with crime-fighting partner Robin and new recruit Batgirl, Batman battles the dual threat of frosty genius Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy.
Netflix: When the identities of secret agents are compromised, hapless Maxwell Smart teams with far more capable Agent 99 to thrwart an evil terrorist group.
Disclosure: Stan is a 50/50 joint venture between Nine Entertainment and Fairfax Media. Allure Media, the company which publishes Gizmodo Australia, is also owned by Fairfax.