Mother Makes Knitted Version Of Her Son For Cuddling, Still Can't Understand Why Real One Won't

Mother Makes Knitted Version of Her Son For Cuddling, Still Can't Understand Why Real One Won't

It's a good day to be frustrated with something ridiculous your parents did, because Marieke Voorsluijs will help put it in perspective. Frustrated with her teenage son's reluctance to cuddle, she created a knitted doppelganger of him that makes whatever stupid thing your parents did seem not so terrible.

Mother Makes Knitted Version of Her Son For Cuddling, Still Can't Understand Why Real One Won't

Marieke, who appears to be affiliated with an Amsterdam knitting shop called Club Geluk that is almost certainly benefiting from all the publicity around this knitted nightmare, recreated every last feature of her wayward child with yarn. His hat, his headphones, his rebelliously-branded sweater, his dead eyes, his swollen lips and even his iPod were all painstakingly recreated through the art of knitting.

Mother Makes Knitted Version of Her Son For Cuddling, Still Can't Understand Why Real One Won't

None of us here at Gizmodo claim to be trained psychologists, but we think we might have a theory as to why Marieke's son is so reluctant to hang and cuddle with his mum. And it has nothing to do with the fact that it's now 2016, and he's still forced to listen to his music via an iPod.

Punk might not be dead, as her knitted son's sweater proclaims, but her real son's reputation almost certainly is.

[Bored Panda via Taxi]

Mother Makes Knitted Version of Her Son For Cuddling, Still Can't Understand Why Real One Won't

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Comments

    That's awesome. She looks fun

    This reminds me of a character in that BBC horror comedy show Psychoville, the midwife teaching ante-natal classes with a baby doll who she claims to be her real son Freddy.
    Marieke could definitely play in this show.

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