Durex Australia Does Vibrating Underwear Controlled By iPhones

So obviously this was going to happen eventually, but that doesn't mean we're ready for it. Durex just announced what it's calling "Fundawear", which ostensibly stands for "fun underwear" but which Durex believes will eventually come to mean "article of clothing that is fun like once ever and until you realise what horror you've wreaked in your pants and never want to talk about it again."

The undergarments are loaded with touch technology, and are controlled by a smartphone app — an iPhone in the demo videos — that knows what gender your partner is. The app has diagrams of your partner's crotch, which you drag your finger across to stimulate their actual crotch from wherever you are in the world. Or the bar, since that apparently vibrates too. Newjack remote controlled vibrator gag that no one does in real life because sex things from movies are almost never practical in real life.

Using maths and logic, then, these are for masturbation. Public, shameless masturbation. Sitting on the train looking at your phone? Masturbating. Standing in line for Cold Stone on a sweaty summer day? Masturbating. In class; at work; at weddings; you never have to stop masturbating for the rest of your life.

Next stop: Google Glass.

Wait. Wait no. That's awful no NO Google Glass for underwear masturbating. Please? [Durex via BetaBeat]


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    [quote]Durex just announced what it’s calling “Fundawear“, which ostensibly stands for “fun underwear”[/quote]
    wow! good thing you're on the ball... i never would have picked that up by myself...

    Classic - "Using maths and logic, then, these are for masturbation. Public, shameless masturbation. Sitting on the train looking at your phone? Masturbating. Standing in line for Cold Stone on a sweaty summer day? Masturbating. In class; at work; at weddings; you never have to stop masturbating for the rest of your life."

      Would they target all audiences, or just the adult ones? I can see this going SOOOOOO wrong very quickly.

    The important question is, how would you wash these?

      i guess they would be somewhat water proof or hand wash time

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