Run — don’t walk — to the nearest location where you can get pregnant. IKEA is doling out free cots to babies born nine months from now.
The baby must come into the world on November 14, 2013. If that’s your due date, or if you get knocked up today or sometime in the next month, hold onto this voucher! Or convince your doctor to induce you on November 14. Or eat a lot of spicy food that day. Whatever it takes.
This deal is only good in WA and SA. Remember that IKEA cots are only as secure as your assembling skills, which is to say they could be pretty hazardous. But, hey, free crib! [Reddit via SlickDeals]