I Want To Ride These Centrifuge Brain Project Roller Coasters

I don't like riding roller coasters because I'm a big weenie when it comes to mechanical excitement. But I have no problem believing that I would ride these ridiculously thrilling (and totally fake) roller coasters from the Centrifuge Brain Project.

The first roller coasters in the video start off harmless enough that you could believe they would be real but when you keep watching the mockumentary, you'll see rides that look more like execution machines than anything you would see at Six Flags. I would totally ride these rides (and have a heart attack and pee in my pants and vomit all over everybody).

Gotta love the fake doc who would go to these lengths to manipulate the brain and push excess G-Force on people. [The Creators Project via Colossal]


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    I know it's a fake, but I still have this thought in the back of my mind that I should be spending more time in amusement parks to increase my brain activity... he sold me well.

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