This is Crave’s Duet, a dual-headed vibrator that charges via USB and can store up to 16GB of stuff. Half of it is the battery with the flash memory — convenient to store all your porn — the other half is the dual-headed vibe.
Strangely enough, if you live in San Francisco and order one today, one of the founders of the company will deliver it to you. The base non-storage model is $US149, while $US219 will get you 8GB and a 24KT gold plated band and $US349 will get you 16GB and 24KT gold USB base. [Crave]