Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here’s how it could be yours…
This competition is now closed
Who Won?
@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:
set $Knock=”knock”;
Set $response=”whos there?”;
If $knock >= 2
write $response;
set $response1
if $response1 ~ :(
Write $response1 + “who?”;
Else write “bugger off”;
set $response2
If response2=>:-D
Write “funny haha”;
Else write “bugger off”;
Congrats!
The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory).
You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.
To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It’s that easy — but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.
Important dates:
• Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19
• Winner also announced tomorrow
• Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year
• Full terms and conditions.
Nock Nock
Who's there?
Gizmodo
Oh FFS you can't even spell Knock right!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nokia.
Bout bloody time you turned up, this party is filled with good ideas but no durability or battery life.
:P
Knock, knock
Who's there?
very long pause.....
Java.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Higgs!
Higgs who?
Exactly.
set $Knock="knock";
Set $response="whos there?";
If $knock >= 2
write $response;
set $response1
if $response1 ~ :(
Write $response1 + "who?";
Else write "bugger off";
set $response2
If response2=>:-D
Write "funny haha";
Else write "bugger off";
Winner.
Ahh crap I just made the same joke. ;)
Awesome I won!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lumia
Lumia who?
Lumia 820
^_^
Knock knock
Who's there?
Apple Maps
HOW DID YOU FIND ME o.0
login: knock, knock
password:
login incorrect
Wait for login retry...
login:
Click click click (not Knock knock knock....)
Who's there?
Windows RT tablet
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Recursion
Recursion who?
Knock Knock...
Sub gotoStatementDemo()
Dim number As Integer = Knock x2
Dim sampleString As String
' Evaluate number and branch to appropriate label.
If word = Knock Then GoTo Line1 Else GoTo Line2
Line1:
sampleString = "Who's there?"
GoTo LastLine
Line2:
' The following statement never gets executed because number = 1.
sampleString = "Punchline"
LastLine:
' Write "Punchline" in the Debug window.
Debug.WriteLine(sampleString)
End Sub
Knock Knock!
Don't do that to your phone!
Don't worry its a Nokia.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world knows how bad Apple maps is!
Swipe to unlock
Who's there?... No seriously I don't have Facial Recognition.
oh Siri! I should have got a Galaxy S III
Yes I am Siri.
-_-'
Knock knock
I'm sorry, Apple already have a trade mark and design patent on requesting access to a location by making one or many knock sounds. please cease and desist using this revolutionary invention or we will be forced to defend our innovation in a court of law.
knock knock
whose there?
Siri
Siri who?
Sorry I cant understand. Please change your language settings.
Knock Knock
I can see you on the security camera, I'm buzzing you in!
Knock Knock,
Siri doesn't do Knock Knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
An owl pretending to be Steve Jobs
An owl pretending to be Steve Jobs who?
Oh don't you start as well.
HAHAHAHA This one is great.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Windows technician
Stop spamming me with your Microsoft Windows Virus Scam!
I'm a Glazier...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lu
Lu Who
Lu Mi
Lu Me?
No Lu Mi
ohh Lu Mi Ahhh!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want to change to change from an Apple.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott Forstal
Scott Forstal Who?
Exactly ;)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nokia!
Nokia who?
I got no-kia to get in!