Gadget Thieves Are Still The Stupidest Breed Of Human

Frank Drebin's home got burglarised a month ago. The thieves stole some tablet PCs. Frank went on with his life — until he decided to open the picture folder in his Dropbox account. That's when he found more than one hundred pictures of these two, including some pouting mirror shots by the glamorous lady you can see in these photos.

People are stupid. And dumb. And dumb. And stupid. Why do thieves keep stealing gadgets and not wiping them out?

But then again, maybe they are not the thieves, and they bought the tablet on Craigslist or something. That makes them even more stupid, for receiving a tablet full of other people's information and keep using it as is.

Frank is a member of Glock, "the leading firearms forum". Good luck with that, thieves or whoever you are! [Glock]


Comments

    She's not a pretty lady....

      That's no lady!

        It's a space station
        #badstarwarsjoke

        Last edited 03/12/12 12:46 pm

          To be fair, my mind went straight to that conclusion too XD

          well, it looks like she is big enough to generate sufficient gravitational field to work as some sort of tractor beam.

          I was more thinking Bill and Teds Bogus Journey.. Station.

      Do these jeans my ass look fat?

      - No, your ass does that all on its own just fine.

    Shirley you can't be serious.

      Yes I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

      Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.

      My favourite line from Police Squad:

      Drebin: Officers, take 'er away and book 'er!
      Female suspect (shaking hands with the 2 cops): Officer Takeraway...Officer Booker...

    Lieutenant Frank Drebin? "It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

    By 'glamorous' you mean fat and by 'lady' you mean beast.

      yes, he really should have put sarcasm tags in there shouldn't he.

        Gizmodo doesn't seem to support sarcasm tags :-(
        You have to go with something like [sarcasm]Glamorous lady[/sarcasm]

          Ironically, I was being sarcastic. Highlighting your point that yes, they do need tags :)

    If the camera adds a hundred pounds... a tablet must add 250

      Only if that tablet contains the Ten Commandments... Hers looks like it contained ten buffets...

    I like my ladies on the chunky side. Gives you something to grab onto.

    It's Enrico Palazzo!!!

    Mmmm-Hmmm

    JunkFood.. STAHP

    Dat gangsta with a Bud Light. Damn. Hardcore.

      Bud light is not a light beer like in Australia, it's 4.2%, not quite the usual 4.8 or 5.0 for heavy though. The light refers to low calories.

    I'm suprised they didn't try and pawn at the pawnstars shop, they look like extra's from the show.

      nah they look like the sort that end up on Hardcore Pawn, since they're on Eight Mile in Detroit lol, and they look identical to 90% of the people that show up.

    "Does my ass make this skirt look big"?

    I can't believe that this guy just has a personal stream of this woman's luvos. He should leave little notes in the folder, creep her the fuck out. Stick in a link to this post, that'll teach her a lesson or two.

    The icing on the cake would be if these photos were geo-tagged.

      If there was icing on the cake she would have eaten it already... ZING!

    Wow great to see commenters almost entirely talking about the poor woman's appearance. Not a smart woman, sure, but no need to call her a beast :( oh well.

      Agreed. Did we inherit the commenters from Fabsugar for this article or something? Talk about bitchy.

      You go girl, Kween LaBeefa needs a white knight.

    Dear Google,
    Please add a reverse image search feature where I can select the part of the image I want to search for. Very useful where more than one image have been edited into one,

    fatjoke

    Last edited 04/12/12 12:49 pm

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