Did you pre-order an iPhone 5? Waiting can be agonising. You just want that pretty, shiny LTE smartphone in your hands NOW. To help you out in the patience department, Conan O’Brien has put together a tongue-in-cheek primer on how to pass the time. And the solutions sound strangely similar to symptoms of deep depression. [Team Coco]
This Is One Way To Kill Time While Waiting For Your iPhone 5
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