You may think you're eating Cheetos and Lunchables, but what you're really eating is spray-painted styrofoam peanuts and your mum giving up on you. And they should be called that! Smosh hilariously renamed a list of junk foods to something much more accurate.
I haven't had a fruit roll up in years and I never made this connection. But after seeing edible miniature yoga mats, I won't think of them the same.
Dunking it in milk is the only way. I'll fight you on that.
My favourite gum ever. Screw cancer.