Drinking, Drugs And Diet Don't Harm Your Sperm -- But Tight Pants Do

Most medical guidelines suggest that sperm count can be seriously set back by all manner of enjoyable activities: drinking, smoking, taking recreational drugs and even eating unhealthy food. A new study, however, suggests there's only one thing you really need to avoid: tight pants.

The work, which is published in the journal Human Reproduction, studied 900 men with low sperm counts and 1300 men with high sperm counts. Turns out, use of drugs, tobacco, alcohol and being overweight had little effect when comparing the groups.

The only thing that made a big difference was how snug pants and underwear were. Allan Pacey, one of the researchers, explains to The Independent:

"There is no need for men to become monks just because they want to be a dad. But if they are a fan of tight Y-fronts, then switching underpants to something a bit looser for a few months might be a good idea."

To make good-quality sperm, the testicles need to be a degree or two cooler than body temperature, which is why they naturally hang low and loose. But a tight pair of pants — or even just a snug piece of underwear — keeps them close to the body, negating millions of years of evolution in the process.

The logical extension of this is that hipsters will slowly become extinct. Shame. So if you're trying for a baby, make sure your balls are dangling as nature intended. Ladies, those skinny jeans aren't doing good things for you either. [Human Reproduction via The Independent]

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Comments

    Guess hipsters won't be able to breed soon...... Yessss!!! *fist pump*

    C'mon. . . we have known this since the 80's.

      +1

      At least!

      "A new study".. what a waste of money.

    Diet doesn't harm sperm count? impossible.

    This is the most stupid assertion ever. If tight pants made men impotent, then no one would have been born in the late 70's and 80's as most men wore their pants tighter if not downright skin tight -- think about it. And there would be no Europeans if tight underwear prevented pregnancies. A healthy male will have enough sperm to produce a child regardless if he wears tight pants or not. This research is totally bogus.

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