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Soccer Goal Chairs Are The Only Way Children Will Voluntarily Sit Down

Hyper kids are the absolute worst. Little tyrants they are. Trying to get them to sit still for five seconds? Impossible! What if you could turn sitting into a game? Like a real game; not that lame, thinly veiled attempt to outsmart them. With the Lazy Football chair, those sugar-addled kids have met their match.

The chair is self explanatory. The chair’s four legs have been repositioned and netted to turn the empty space beneath the seat into a soccer goal. You take a ball, you shoot, you score. It’s simple. But maybe just don’t give them an actual soccer ball if you’re keeping these things indoors, yeah? [Designboom]