My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw The Samsung Super OLED TV

My eyes have never felt so good than when they saw Samsung Super OLED TV. IT WAS SOO CLEAR. I went to go see it up close and it’s beaaaautiful. Seriously, you’ll see its gorgeousness in the video, but it’s even better-looking in person. Criminally good lookin’.

The first thing your brain realises after your eyes recover from the explosive eyegasm is that the picture looks like it’s floating in mid air. That’s because the bezel is super model thin, essentially unnoticeable, letting your picture appear frameless. The blacks are darker than night, the colours are deliciously vivid and to be honest, it looks better than real life. It’s the best thing my eyes have ever seen. I want this in my living room so much I seriously considered the legal ramifications of stealing it.

When it releases sometimes in 2012, the 55-inch TV will be full 3D and powered by multiple cores. I can’t wait.

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    Jay

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    My eyes orgasmed as well just by looking at these pictures

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    i am akuma and i will teach you the meaning of pain!

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    its not a matt finish?

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    Jamie

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    Do want…

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    jc

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    that would be an eyegasm

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    erraticfocus

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 10:56 AM

    gotta see this side by side with the crystal led sony display!

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      daffy

      Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 1:09 PM

      The Sony is only a prototype and is several years away and will cost the bomb. Samsung is shipping this year. Both technologies are fantastic.

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        Sicarius123

        Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 3:12 PM

        Side by side with the LG would be more appropriate.

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    JonBOY

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    Awesome, I’d be able to see the whites of the eyes of noobs I pwn on Xbox LIVE :D

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    Salmonpie

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    Just know I won’t be able to afford one till 2014 $2500 is my wife imposed TV spending limit every two years :(

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      Rick

      Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 2:04 PM

      … Is that a whip I hear !?!

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        Sicarius123

        Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 3:13 PM

        2 years? I can’t see any real advantage of getting a current TV over my 4 year old samsung until OLED comes out. No idea why you would need a new TV every 2 years.

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          AAron

          Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 3:42 PM

          Agreed. What a waste of money. I am still more than happy with my 5 year old Samsung LCD. I am sure I will upgrade eventually and while I could easily afford $2500 every 2years I can think of so many better things to spend that sort of money on

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    Ash

    Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:05 AM

    My eyes ejaculated looking at these pics and video. Tissue, anyone?

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      JC

      Monday, January 16, 2012 at 12:08 PM

      Agreed. Like a new Blu-Ray Home Entertainment System instead of my current standard def shiz..

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    S0ULphIRE

    Friday, January 13, 2012 at 5:18 AM

    BUT IS IT RETINA QUALITEH?!?
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    kesium

    Friday, May 11, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    What’s the max resolution on these?

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