These Apple Fans Are Ungrateful Bastards

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WTF?! I wanted an iPhone. Comedy writer Jon Hendren (@Fart) spent Sunday searching Twitter for hilarious (and depressing) tweets from kids hating on their parents for not buying them an iPhone, iPad or iPod. In some cases they did actually get one, just in the wrong colour! Now Jonathan Mann (@songadaymann) has put it all to music. Watch:

Everything that’s wrong with Christmas and consumerism right there. Not to say we don’t love buying shiny new things here at Giz — it’s just nice to keep things in perspective in a world where simply having enough food and water is a daily challenge for billions.

[Song A Day Man and Jon Hendren via TechCrunch]

Veruca Salt much?

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(30 Comments)
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    D.C.

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    To be fair a lot of these are probably attempting to get a laugh from their followers. Amusing song, though.

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      Elly

      Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:42 PM

      Judging from some of their tweets, I don’t think so.

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        D.C.

        Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 3:39 PM

        Well that’s just sad. :D

        When I was about ten I remember I was particularly ungrateful one Christmas. I’ve felt ashamed about it ever since and every Christmas I’m reminded of that shame. Good times. ;)

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    Nicholas

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Holy spoilt generation Batman!

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    Mr Biggles

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Youtube is blocked at my work, but I still find this funny on principle…

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    Nick

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    What stood out more in this video were all the people wanting a car for Christmas. Who the crap gets a car for Christmas in the first place?

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      DarthDVD

      Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:58 PM

      Rich people get cars for Christmas. Unless its a matchbox or made of lego.

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      MattW

      Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 3:31 PM

      I only have a car because Kevin Rudd bought be one for Christmas.

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        Jordaan

        Friday, December 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

        Was it a ute?

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          Jordaan

          Friday, December 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

          I hear he’s good at getting those.

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    trik

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    No Iphone for Christmas * stamps feet* FIRST WORLD PROBLEM
    These people need some real issues in their life.

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    Virus__

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Man & I thought I was lucky getting a Soundwave ticket. Some have it all.

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    Franz

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    To be fair, the girl who got the kindle fire should get our condolences. And the guy who got the blackberry too I suppose.

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      Ozoneocean

      Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:04 PM

      Poor joke since that is exactly how the ungrateful sprogs actually think.

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    Apple User

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Spoilt.

    In Holland we have a Santa, but we also have Black Pete. If you’re good, Santa will bring you a gift, but if you’re bad, Black Pete will come and take you away and bash you.

    Due to political correctness and parents being slaved to their moronic children, children en-masse have become ungrateful little demons who would be better gifted some time alone with Black Pete rather than getting anything at all from their wishlist.

    Make no mistake, the greatest gift you can give to your child is the lesson that life is a constant battle and soft little kitty cats and fat little piggies get viciously eaten in the wild.

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      Ash

      Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 11:13 AM

      So the black guy is the violent baddie and the white guy is the hero who spreads joy and can afford millions of presents for kids everywhere? Kinda racist dont you think? The other lesson you should give your kids is cultural sensitivity and how not to be racist.

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    RB

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    “Oh, I’m sorry, you wanted an iPhone for Christmas?”
    “Yes”
    “WELL GET A F**KING JOB THEN!!!”

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    spk

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    I found a sack of coal at the bottom of my stocking one year…

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    Ozoneocean

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    Iphones, ipads, cars etc… Makes you sick. And it’s real too. A daughter of a friend reacted exactly this way when she got the “wrong” type of iphone for a present.

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    steve

    Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Consumerist little brats that are too absorbed in social networking sites and have lost an understanding of the christmas spirit. it is depressing the way society is heading

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    Harrison

    Friday, December 30, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    #firstworldproblems

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    daryl

    Friday, December 30, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    angry kids are not tactful.

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    lolwut

    Friday, December 30, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    the amazing wonders of the new generation kids from the glorious country of US of A

    back in my days, if we even lashed at our parents for not buying me a gift…i would’ve slept in the porch for the night!

    and they say gen Y is the spoilt brat one….pffftttt

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      Ken

      Friday, December 30, 2011 at 10:59 AM

      Gen Z are the spoilt ones. Us Gen Y’ers grew up without computers and mobile phones, facebook and twitter, Ipods, Ipads, Iphones, Iwhathaveyou, without playstation or xbox. Those were the good old times.

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        Apollo

        Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:40 PM

        Im Gen Y and I had those things – when the hell are you from?

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          Alex K

          Friday, December 30, 2011 at 12:55 PM

          Amish country.

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    oleary

    Friday, December 30, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    The saddest thing is, not a single one of them got an Oompa Loompa.

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    josh

    Friday, December 30, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    yo giz…

    you shouldnt advertise this guys vids haha (and youve racked him up most of his 200,000 views on this vid) coz he trashed you in “Song A Day #561″!!!

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    Justin

    Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    The sense of entitlement that younger people have frustrates me so much. If my kids ever pulled that crap I’d take what I did give them and give it to a charity. I am sure some other kid from a low income family would really appreciate it.

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