So I’m poking around the Web searching for things to do in Las Vegas after I cover the Consumer Electronics Show for Giz in couple of weeks. Then I stumble across this. And that raises two very important questions. One: Is this so bizarre that I should actually check it out (in the name of science and bad ideas)? And two: What in hell was I searching for to begin with?
Now before you get your knickers in a twist, I’m sure my wife wouldn’t take kindly to my going all Captain Kirk with an Orion slave girl. So it’s not going to happen. But if you’re so inclined, then Dennis Hof – the guy behind HBO’s Cathouse reality series – has big plans for you.
The Las Vegas Review explains that he:
…recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas [near a former federal test site he’s dubbing Area 51] and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme. He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising “girls from another world.”
Hollywood Madam will be the chief alien design queen.
File this one under science fiction gone mad, only in America (hmm…or Japan) and nothing to do with gadgets. But hey, like me, you had to find out more. [Las Vegas Review Journal via io9]
Graeme
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 2:28 PMMaybe the Japanese Manga lovers can finally indulge in their unique tentacle fetishes here!?!
Gazza99
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 7:42 PMWill the 3 breasted vixen, from total recall be there?
I love 3 breasted women!
Angus Kidman
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 8:22 PMEccentrica Galumbits. Obviously.
Feral
Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 8:38 AMI can sense your chest bursting with excitement..
Jerald
Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 12:42 AMYou missed your chance to say: Jedi mind tricks.
Glenn
Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 9:47 AMI can finally have a three-way with Princess Leia and Padme? :O
Sam Timmins
Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:07 AMWhy don’t you just throw Luke and Anakin in there. :P :)
Sam Timmins
Thursday, December 29, 2011 at 10:08 AMAsari, Trill and Na’vi. OH MY!
Damonii Ayreborn
Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 12:21 PMYou all realise that because they wont have the licenses for the races used in many popular shows/movies they will have different names and different make-up styles so it would never be a perfect recreation.
If like me and you want to screw a Twi’Lek I recommend going to your nearest Sci-Fi convention (preferably in a wookie suit) and getting an attractive female cosplayer. They will be in character better, enjoy it more, have a more accurate costume and finally its cheaper (sometimes).