
Call me paranoid, but I spend nearly every waking moment contemplating whether or not I’d survive a massive nuclear strike. I mean, weirder stuff has happened, guys! Luckily we can now pinpoint our chances with the precision of Google Maps.
Would I Survive a Nuke is an aptly named site, giving you exactly the answer to that question with simple graphics and an abundance of apocalyptic options. In my scenario, with a one megaton Minuteman missile kicked right into the centre of New York City, my outer-borough abode is pretty much screwed: even in Brooklyn, I’m covered in third-degree burns and dead within days. Ugh. If only I could handle a longer commute, I might have gotten away with mere radiation sickness.
For a fun Sunday activity, try cranking up the ordnance to a higher megatonnage, and expand the nuclear holocaust to as many cities as you’d like! Golly. Pair this site up with the radioactive materials map and have yourself a nice nervous breakdown. [Would I Survive a Nuke via TNW]
Note: I have a feeling WISaN is a better executed ripoff and/or “implementation” of CarlosLabs’ nifty Ground Zero map. So props to them too!



















TheFoxMan
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 8:13 AMThis was posted a while back, recycling articles are we?
olearymo
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:25 AMFirst time I’ve seen it.
Mr Odd
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:36 AMYeah I think I saw it about a year ago.
The first url is dead.
olearymo
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:29 AMCaprica City doesn’t seem to be there…
too soon? (200,000 years too soon :P)
Mick
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:45 AMDon’t you mean to late?? :)
Mr Odd
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:39 AMShort of space rocks I should be fine. One nice things about being in the bush, away from things worth bombing.
Simon
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:57 AMOh living in Brisbane, which pretty much amounts to the same thing… :P
Luke
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:21 AMOh dear god no… If the Tsar bomb was dropped on Adelaide, i would be in the slow agonising death zone.
It could be awesome being in the zombie zone though.
Joel
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:54 AMSecond degree burns, radiation sickness and death in weeks if they bomb Sydney, YES. Sounds pleasant.
Luckily, no-one cares less about Australia so that’s a bonus.
Also it’s amazing to see the damage a dinosaur ending meteor would do.
sid
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 2:23 PMWentworth Falls—all good…
Be a nice view of the mushroom cloud too!
Dave
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 7:23 PMInner Sydney – Im boned
Aliasalpha
Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:40 PM“You live in the middle of no where or are lucky”
Well first time living in wagga has been considered something lucky. Frankly I think I’d prefer the nukes…