Check If Your House Will Be Vaporised In A Nuclear War

Call me paranoid, but I spend nearly every waking moment contemplating whether or not I’d survive a massive nuclear strike. I mean, weirder stuff has happened, guys! Luckily we can now pinpoint our chances with the precision of Google Maps.

Would I Survive a Nuke is an aptly named site, giving you exactly the answer to that question with simple graphics and an abundance of apocalyptic options. In my scenario, with a one megaton Minuteman missile kicked right into the centre of New York City, my outer-borough abode is pretty much screwed: even in Brooklyn, I’m covered in third-degree burns and dead within days. Ugh. If only I could handle a longer commute, I might have gotten away with mere radiation sickness.

For a fun Sunday activity, try cranking up the ordnance to a higher megatonnage, and expand the nuclear holocaust to as many cities as you’d like! Golly. Pair this site up with the radioactive materials map and have yourself a nice nervous breakdown. [Would I Survive a Nuke via TNW]

Note: I have a feeling WISaN is a better executed ripoff and/or “implementation” of CarlosLabs’ nifty Ground Zero map. So props to them too!

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(12 Comments)
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    TheFoxMan

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    This was posted a while back, recycling articles are we?

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      olearymo

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:25 AM

      First time I’ve seen it.

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      Mr Odd

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:36 AM

      Yeah I think I saw it about a year ago.

      The first url is dead.

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    olearymo

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Caprica City doesn’t seem to be there…

    too soon? (200,000 years too soon :P)

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      Mick

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:45 AM

      Don’t you mean to late?? :)

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    Mr Odd

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Short of space rocks I should be fine. One nice things about being in the bush, away from things worth bombing.

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      Simon

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:57 AM

      Oh living in Brisbane, which pretty much amounts to the same thing… :P

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    Luke

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Oh dear god no… If the Tsar bomb was dropped on Adelaide, i would be in the slow agonising death zone.

    It could be awesome being in the zombie zone though.

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    Joel

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Second degree burns, radiation sickness and death in weeks if they bomb Sydney, YES. Sounds pleasant.
    Luckily, no-one cares less about Australia so that’s a bonus.
    Also it’s amazing to see the damage a dinosaur ending meteor would do.

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    sid

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Wentworth Falls—all good…
    Be a nice view of the mushroom cloud too!

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    Dave

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Inner Sydney – Im boned

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    Aliasalpha

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    “You live in the middle of no where or are lucky”

    Well first time living in wagga has been considered something lucky. Frankly I think I’d prefer the nukes…

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