What’s Behind The Next iPhone 5 Event

Although you can’t clearly see Scott Forstall’s deranged face on this drawing, everything in this graphic showing the mechanics of Apple’s next iPhone event — starring Tim Cook as master of ceremonies — is true.

Having been there a few times, I can attest that this is all true. There are also robotic ninja fembots with titanium shuriken-nippled breasts, but you can’t see them in the drawing because they are hidden. [Joy of Tech]

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    Barii

    Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    “Bouncers in case of gizmodo intrusion” hahahaha thats the best part!

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    Steve

    Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    I know Tim Cook is gay and all, but drawing his hypothetical keynote as a campy and extravagant mess with Neil Patrick Harris, is a bit stereotypical.

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