Scientists Discover Velcro Makes Lab-Grown Muscle Stronger

We can grow lots out of labs these days. When you can grown full brains and anal sphincters in petri dishes, muscle must seem like cake. Except that it doesn’t hold up the way muscle should. The solution? Velcro.

Oh, Velcro. I never meant to take you for granted. As it turns out, researchers at Eindhoven University found that strapping down the growing muscle onto pads of velcro helps give it the necessary structure and alignment to exert force. Otherwise the cells wind up growing up into a wad of disorganised tissue.

The muscles even grow their own network of blood vessels. All these factors combine to make this a big step toward developing treatments for patients who’ve lost muscle in accidents or surgery. Researchers hope to see new therapies developed in 10 years time. In the meantime, I’m gonna find my old LA Lights sneakers and think about the meaning of progress. [Eindhoven University via PopSci]

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    Jackson Bison

    Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    Brains and anal sphincters, you say? Does this mean McDonalds can now grow their own meat to put into patties?

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      EckyThump

      Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 8:36 AM

      Not sure about that, but I guaranty they’ll start use lab grown meat as soon as it reaches market level… probably be better for you anyway! #]

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    David

    Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    “When you can -grown- full brains”.
    Grammatical error?

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