You think you’d lay off Facebook for a while if arrested for six sex-related offences, but ex-deputy police officer James Gastineau of California found his bail rose from $US150,000 to $US350,000 after quoting Admiral Cain’s speech on Facebook.
The Highland, California police-man had been arrested in April for three counts of lewd acts on a minor, plus three counts of unlawful sexual intercourse. It’s unfortunate that Gastineau isn’t doing much for the nerdlinger’s reputation, considering he was a co-founder of some local cosplay clubs and has only leapt to fame following his Battlestar Galactica-referencing Facebook post, which comes from the TV show scene above (and copied below):
“This is your Admiral. I know there’ve been a lot of rumours going around … about the destruction that’s been visited on my life. I would like to tell you that they’re exaggerations, but in fact it cannot even come close to convey the horror that’s been unleashed. The facts are … that my reputation has been destroyed, my job has been nuked, and my best friend is in jail. I imagine you’re all asking yourselves the same question I am: What do we do now? Do we run? Do we hide? I think those are the easy choices. A philosopher once said “When faced with untenable alternatives you should consider your imperative.” Tomorrow, look around you. Our imperative is right there, in our friendships, in our hearts, in our statements to the media, and in ourselves. War is our imperative. And if right now victory seems like an impossibility, then we have something else to reach for: revenge, payback. So we will fight. Because in the end it’s the only alternative my enemy has left us. I say let’s make them understand that as long as I still have a breath in me, that this war, that they started, will not be over. Thank you everyone for the support your about to show me tomorrow. I will see you on the other side.”
The response he found when he arrived in court following the post was not favourable: “What on Earth is the matter with you? What do you mean by all this? You never know who reads something like this. You could be setting off a chain of events you have no control over that could endanger the alleged victim,” Super Court Judge John Martin reportedly asked of Gastineau.
While he was finally released on the original bail after opposing the increase, he’s expected to receive a final judgment by the end of the month. Hopefully he’ll lay off the frakkin’ quotes this time. [Press Enterprise via ZDNet]


















James
Saturday, August 6, 2011 at 11:16 AMAwesome. Judge whatsisname should have let him off for originality.
Hmmmm – maybe that wasn’t the right word :)
Stephen
Saturday, August 6, 2011 at 11:27 AM“Never give up! Never surrender!” (with thanks to Tim Allen).
Steve
Saturday, August 6, 2011 at 5:36 PMWould have certainly upped the hilarity factor of this story if he DID pull a Galaxy Quest in court.
Steve
Saturday, August 6, 2011 at 5:38 PMSo this guy… formed a cosplay club, was charged with several counts of unlawful sex, was caught making a Battlestar Galactica reference.
This guy doesn’t seem have any grasp on reality. Only thing that could have made this story even sadder is if he ripped his replica anime katana from its wall mount and charged the SWAT team as they were arresting him.
mogwai
Monday, August 8, 2011 at 6:56 PMHe does sound like a douche but I get the impression the judge read it, had no idea what it was but didn’t like it so increased the guys bail. WTF.
kiwi
Sunday, August 7, 2011 at 10:54 AMWhat Battlestar Galactica movies was this?
Charles
Monday, August 8, 2011 at 12:43 PMThe TV series. The new one.
kiwi
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 12:05 PMWhat is the title of this episode?
Thanks
Ed