A Mouse Made For Drug Dealers

What kind of person needs a scale in their mouse? A small-time hustler, obviously. Brando’s mouse offers a kind of discrete simplicity that any drug dealer could appreciate.

Selling drugs is wrong. Just wanted to get that out of the way before I said this mouse could help you get away with it. Underneath its smooth enclosure is a small digital scale. It can measure up to 500g, more than enough to accurately measure and keep track of a small supply. Because think about it. Would your average Joe have any use for this? No. So I think Brando knew exactly what they were doing here. $US22. [Brando via Coolest Gadgets]

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(6 Comments)
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    Shepard

    Sunday, August 7, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Not the best for most things as it only measures to .1 instead of .01

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      Sterlos

      Sunday, August 7, 2011 at 12:38 PM

      How do you know that? Maybe it’s just been designed so that it removes the unneccasary zero, which is the most logical thing to do.

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        Shepard

        Sunday, August 7, 2011 at 8:04 PM

        For?

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    logical

    Monday, August 8, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    i disagree. From a forensics perspective, traces of cocaine will not just be left on your greasy palms, they will also transfer all over your keyboard and your desk. Police will have a field day.
    The hygiene is an issue. with all the crap inside drugs, imagine a whole bunch of that being constantly rubbed on your skin. tell me that’s good.
    this mouse is made to get the patent and discontinue it. no other reason.

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    crazyed

    Monday, August 8, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    LOL
    Voice of experience logical?

    >> Although I agree with your logic

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    Shepard

    Monday, August 8, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    Would have a cover over the scaled bit.

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