Justin Timberlake Soon To Be Crying A River As Partial MySpace Owner

Let’s cut to the obvious irony of this news: in The Social Network, Justin Timberlake played a web-savvy entrepreneur who kickstarted a unfathomably successful… social network. But in real life, Justin Timberlake just bought part of MySpace! Ha ha ha.

We’re not sure how much of his cash he sunk into this sinking-est of sinking ships, but, man, wouldn’t have buying a bunch of Chipotle franchises or opening a club have been an easier business deal? Certainly one less likely to fail miserably. But Justin’s never taken the easy way out of things – oh no. Except in that movie where he just has mindless sex with Mila Kunis for two hours. Ah well. Enjoy your share of this ill-fated $US35 million transaction, Mr Timberlake! [Mashable]

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    Aaron

    Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Didn’t Ruper Murdoch buy MySpace for $100m just as facebook was on the rise?

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      Christian

      Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 12:38 PM

      it was more like a $1b plus was it not?

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      Andronicus

      Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 2:49 PM

      Rupert, well News Ltd paid $300 Million for it a little while ago…and then everyone joined facebook.
      Cut to a few years later and he offloaded it to JT and an Advertising company for $35 mil.

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    Adam

    Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    I was intrigued by the article and wondering what justin has planned with the purchase but then saw the line “having mindless sex for 2 hrs with Mila Kunis” and now totally forgotten what the article was about.

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    olearymo

    Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Justin, bit of advice: drop the ‘My’, just ‘Space’. It’s cleaner.

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      Matt L

      Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 12:09 PM

      I see what you did there – meme

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        olearymo

        Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 4:06 PM

        thankyou, thankyou, I’m here all night

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      Adam

      Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 5:13 PM

      Lmao, nice

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    Steve

    Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Why would he blow his money on this shit. They probably give company stock on toilet paper rolls like that Simpsons start-up.

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    Franz

    Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    Did he get blackmailed to buy this or what? I hate the guy, but damn.
    I read today that myspace has 500 employees, I was amazed.

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